I begin with my favorite (and only) pirate joke:
My impression of a pirate on Wheel of Fortune:
"I'd like to buy an 'I'"
Hehe...
Seriously, though (or not really), I hope you have a great Talk Like A Pirate Day today. If you need some information on what to do, you can head to this Pirate Links page.
Aaarrrrrrrgggghh!!!!
-Myles-